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Call to arms! In Japan!

According to this Independent article, radioactive wild boars are spawning in the Northern Wastes of Japan, where the Fukushima nuclear disaster took place.

These aggro boars have been menacing agriculture in the area and powering up by eating nuclear-enhanced food. Without strong raiding parties to keep them in their place, these boars have rampaging without regard for balance and their environment.

Clearly, strong decisive action is needed to solve this problem.